just do what he says (ﾉ ˙꒳˙ )ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
would you still love me if i had this theme?
the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.
“Oh that animal doesn’t LIKE you it just TOLERATES you”
…..So? If that’s the most a non-social organism can feel towards you isn’t that just as special an honor as whatever it is you think affection means??
“This creature with no natural social instincts outside of mating allows me to freely interact with it, while causing it little stress” is fucking DOPE AS SHIT
| That’s…. not how that works
This woman deserves an oscar
same energy
Transcript:
Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.
Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?
Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.
Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?
Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.
Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.
Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.
Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?
I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears.
appears it has some use for fellow artists sooo
It’s how the light makes the jacket shine (or not) in places its smooth vs places it has alot of wrinkles and movement! The examples of the cylinders on the right show how adding rough edges would change the coloration within jackets colors!
“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”
It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.
No wait yours is so much more powerful
Mansplaining protip:
When a man starts
explaining a concept you already told him you understand,
instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:
- Ok, which aspect is confusing you?
- It seems like
you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?
- So did
you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth
explanation?
SAVAGE
teacher-zone him
My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.
Additional tip:
If you need to bring up a topic you think he’ll argue against, ask him if he knows what it is, nod along as he tells you, and then build on the argument he’s just made for you by laying the base.
aka, I had a mansplaining coworker who used to trigger the shit out of my PTSD, so one day I asked him if he knew what “trigger” meant as a psychological term. He proceeded to explain my own panic attacks to me and ended up having a facial Oh Shit when I responded with “Yes, that’s exactly what happens to me when you do X, I’m glad you understand.”
It’s very hard to claim ignorance of the subject when you’ve just been so very proud of showing off your knowledge of that subject.
I’m just gonna leave this here for anyone who needs it C: